I wrote my Germ Manifesto three days ago and it posted yesterday.
Today, in the middle of Day Three of the basketball tournament, (which our team won, by the way) I got a tickle in my throat.
Which turned into a cough.
That multiplied into Many Coughs.
Deep, chest-rattling, basso coughs.
And then the sneezing started.
Followed by a constant need to blow my nose which is now starting to swell and... wait... wait for it....
Ah. There it is.
Either the germs didn't get my memo or they're all adolescent punks determined to show me I'm not the boss of them.
HEY, GERMS! JUST KNOW THIS: IF I DIE, I'M TAKING ALL OF YOU WITH ME!
I really cannot believe this....