Okay, I'm exhausted and really need to go to bed (Right-Now-Young-Lady!) because I need to get up at 4:00 a.m. and grade some more stuff.
However, I had this incredible... I don't even know what to call it... epiphany? Or is it epiphani if multiple ideas come at once? Perhaps it was sleep deprivation that caused my brain to start lighting up like a Roman Candle?
I don't know, but I'm so bleedin' excited I just have to share!
Sort of.
Because I can't really share the details or it would spoil the surprise.
Basically, out of nowhere I got this idea for my blog. And that led to another. And then another. And another. AND ANOTHER! Ideas were coming so fast my fingers had trouble keeping up, so I started using the recording feature on my iPhone.
Gentle Readers, I say unto you that I am filled with all sorts of good ideas for my blog in 2016!
So stay tuned!
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Of course, there is always the chance that intense sleep deprivation created a state of euphoria that resulted in ideas my senseless brain merely perceived as genius.
For all I know, a review of my recorded notes tomorrow may reveal utter gibberish....
I KNOW! I'll have a virtual blog! And a monthly blogged drain with a blog-calling contest! It'll be easier than rolling off a blog!!! (maniacal laughter) And let's not forget the cocktail weenies and two-all-beef-patties-special-sauce-pickles-lettuce-onion-on-a-sesame-seed-bun! Jingo Bells, by cracky! Speaking of which, what the heck does it mean to crack corn? And why was Jimmy cracking this corn? Is it really worthy of a song? Bong. Gong. Hong Kong. King Kong. I've got it - DING Dong! This is utterly brilliant!!! I will give away a Little Debbie product every month with my face pasted over hers! But I will need a little bonnet like hers. IS that a little bonnet she's wearing? Or is it a little hat? You know, there's something not quite right about that Little Debbie. She's older than I am, and she doesn't look a day over seven. Is that right? Is that fair? I think NOT. Oh. My. Word. Why didn't I think of it before? KNOTS! And not just any knots! Knotty PINES tied into lover's knots! That's so stinkin' clever! AND UNIQUE. Nobody else is doing that on their blogs, I'll bet. (Eat your heart out, Martha Stewart!) FLIP AN EGG! Here's another one! Do an homage to hearts! Red hearts and blue hearts and chicken hearts and artichoke hearts and...
*THWAP*
ATTENTION, ALL SHOPPERS. DEBORAH'S BRAIN IS NOW CLOSED. SHE'LL REOPEN TOMORROW. UNTIL THEN, I'M SURE SHE THANKS YOU ALL FOR STOPPING AND WISHES YOU A BLESSED DAY.
SPOUSE
Yup! Hope that grading got done, those ideas transformed themselves into solid nuggets of gold & looking forward to hearing All about it!!!
Posted by: Lizzy Hill | December 2, 2015 at 03:14 PM
You are cracking me up all the while I'm glad that I'm not the only one with wild rambling thoughts in my head! ;-)
Posted by: Monica Maier | December 2, 2015 at 08:21 PM
Dear Deborah, I think you need a holiday. Norway is lovely, but maybe this isn't the best time of year. Although it is a wonderful time of the year. I will not even attempt to follow your entertaining ramblings but will just wait for the new year and the fireworks. Have a lovely sleep. Thinking of you. Hugz
Posted by: ionabunny | December 3, 2015 at 08:16 PM
lol I have thoroughly enjoy reading your post today. And yes little Debbie is looking young by the day. It most certainly not fair. I want to look you too. tee hee lol Have a great weekend.
Posted by: An'Jenic | December 4, 2015 at 09:03 AM